texts from my previous phone

I’m not coming tonight, I’m starting to get sick and I have too much work this weeekkend, eat a piece extra slow and make a face while you’re doing it for me. If anyone ssays what the fuck are you doing, just look them in the eye and say, “It’s for Ryan.”

Wordsicle
Ohhhhhhh shitsicle I’m down!!!!!!!

Hey all. My address is 1700 linden ave apt 1 see you after 10. Bring props and costumes and cameras. I have some chocolate syrup.

Thanks, its a good day to dye

Ellen went grocery.

Kotik, your worms are doing just great. Getting fatter every day. What’s your flight number?

Marhaba, smell the jasmine and taste the olives. JAWWAL welcomes you to Palestine.

Oh no you’re gonna miss shark week

Are there cheese fries

I just helped a crazy old lady cross the street. As we slowly walked she repeatedly yelled Ahhhhhhh don’t let them run me over